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Friday, October 30, 2009

Pelosi's Health Care Bill: Half a Billion Dollars a Page

Will Malven
10/30/2009

Sooo...somebody do the math, please! Half a billion dollars/page...that's $500,000,000 for each and every page (give or take a page or two). Of course that's the projected cost over 10 years, so let's say $50,000,000 per page per year. To put that into perspective, if a rich person is defined as those making over $250,000/year, then each page could make 200 of the 4 million newly unemployed a rich person, or 400,000 newly created "rich persons."

Of course we know that the true cost, the cost that the other idiot in charge of the other House in our Legislative Branch, Harry Reid, let slip in a moment of senility was $2 Trillion over 10 years or twice as much as Congress is willing to admit to. That brings us up to 800,000 "rich persons" who could be created by simply giving away this money.

Carry it even farther. If $50,000/year is the average annual income, then suddenly we would have 4,000,000 new jobs, each guaranteed for 10 years. Wow, just think if we were to do that then each of those people could afford to buy their own insurance through their employers.

Think about it...4 million newly employed all of them insured and paying both federal income tax and social security taxes.

Of course the fifty thou they were earning would be worth about twenty thousand after inflation kicked in...which is of course the whole point of this exercise. WE DON'T HAVE 2 TRILLION DOLLARS TO SPEND LIKE THIS!!!

Back to Pelosi's plan. The CBO claims that the ultimate cost of this plan will be roughly $1.055 Trillion and then they go through some mental "matherbation" (they assume that $161 Billion will be generated by penalties assessed on those who don't sign up for insurance- 1055 - 161 = 894) to get the sum down to $894 Billion which is, amazingly enough, $6 Billion below President Obama's promised $900 Billion limit...funny how that worked out.

Problem is, we all know that these numbers are completely bogus. The Heritage Foundation has the "low-down" on the historical accuracy of congressional cost estimates for the sort of social programs that Democrats seem to like so much
here and their record is not very reassuring:
"In 1965, as Congress considered legislation to establish a national Medicare program, the House Ways and Means Committee estimated that the hospital insurance portion of the program, Part A, would cost about $9 billion annually by 1990.v Actual Part A spending in 1990 was $67 billion. The actuary who provided the original cost estimates acknowledged in 1994 that, even after conservatively discounting for the unexpectedly high inflation rates of the early ‘70s and other factors, “the actual [Part A] experience was 165% higher than the estimate.”
Whoops! Better make that check out for a bit more than Congress is lying telling us.

It gets better folks:

"Medicare (entire program). In 1967, the House Ways and Means Committee predicted that the new Medicare program, launched the previous year, would cost about $12 billion in 1990. Actual Medicare spending in 1990 was $110 billion—off by nearly a factor of 10."
WOW! So like...we could expect this "$1 Trillion program which actually costs $2 Trillion to cost more like $20 Trillion? I don't know about you, but that sure sounds like a lot of money to me.

That's just for Medicare, how about Medicaid?

Medicaid DSH program. In 1987, Congress estimated that Medicaid’s disproportionate share hospital (DSH) payments—which states use to provide relief to hospitals that serve especially large numbers of Medicaid and uninsured patients—would cost less than $1 billion in 1992. The actual cost that year was a staggering $17 billion.
That's 1700% people. Congress and the much touted CBO were off by a factor of 17. What happens if they have made the same mistakes today as they made back then?

Think about what this means. Under optimistic assumption, especially given the record of the current economy, the GDP (Gross Domestic Product) of the United States in 10 years is
projected to be around $16.5 Trillion. Our current GDP is $13.3 Trillion current national debt is $11.9 Trillion (ummm that'a a net positive of $1.4 Trillion). Congress is about to add "$1.055 Trillion" and very probably several times that, given their historical record for accuracy, for health care alone...UH-OH America just went bankrupt.

Madame Speaker asserts (along with her fellow liberals) that Democrats are pursuing the passage of this bill "to provide competition" and force insurance companies to control health care costs and to insure the estimated 40 million 30 million uninsured, whom we are told are dying for lack of insurance, which is of course total poppycock as no one in America goes without treatment unless they choose to.

You want competition, there are 1700 insurance companies in America. The only reason there isn't any competition is because the governments of each state have legislated monopolies for certain insurance companies, thus according to the
GAO in Texas there are 46 providers with Blue Cross/Blue Shield of Texas being the largest holding 27% of the market and the top 5 companies holding 68% of the market. We're in pretty good shape compared to other states like Alabama in which one company, Blue Cross/Blue Shield of Alabama holds a whopping 96% of the health insurance market.

There's not much competition in Alabama, so instead of offering just one other option, the "public option," why not simply pass a federal law allowing people to buy their insurance from any provider anywhere in the United States? Instead of giving citizens one alternative, they would be given 1700 alternatives...and here's the kicker, it wouldn't cost a dime of taxpayer money to do this.

The sad truth is, the reason Democrats in Congress won't deregulate the insurance industry is that this whole sham isn't about providing better, cheaper medical care, it is about accruing more power to the federal government. It is about destroying the private insurance industry and forcing citizens to rely more on the federal government for their "welfare."

Anyone who denies that this is an effort to destroy the private insurance industry is lying...flat out. NO if's, and's, or but's about it. They are intentionally attempting to deceive the American people. You cannot have "competition" where one of the "competitors" has unlimited resources on which to draw and does not have to make a profit. Madame Speaker Pelosi claims that this public option will not have an unfair advantage:

“It should be actuarially sound. It should be administrative and self-sufficient. It should be a real competitor with the private sector and not have an unfair advantage.”
Is anybody reading this dumb enough to believe that the government won't step in and assist this "public option" in the event that is shows signs of not competing? Is anyone gullible enough to believe that this plan will not have a built in financial advantage? How many companies, insurance or otherwise, do you know of that do not ever have to worry about failing?

This is the "thin end of the wedge" of "single payer" socialized medicine. It is a large step in America's continuing slide towards becoming another European style socialist state complete with all of the economic difficulties and "shared sacrifices" with which Europeans have been "blessed."

This isn't just a pig in a poke, it is a rotting, festering, decaying porcine corpse and Democrats want you to buy it without even getting your "poke." Only you can stop this monstrosity...only you can exert sufficient pressure on members of Congress to stop this rape of the American health care system and of the America electorate.

Contact your members of Congress...do it repeatedly and do it to all of them, left or right. Make certain they know exactly how you feel and stop this train before it picks up any steam.

Long Live Our American Republic!!!!
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Monday, October 26, 2009

White House Attacks Against Cheney Continue Liberal Tradition (Attack the Messenger)

Will Malven
10/26/2009

Another 14 Americans died in Afghanistan today; ten while leaving a combat zone in helicopters, and another four while engaged in combat from helicopters...meanwhile in other news, President Obama continues to "evaluate" the recommendations of his commanding general on the ground...the term "dithering" comes to mind...

This past week, former Vice-president Dick Cheney upset members of the Obama Administration and the Democrat Party leadership by revealing that far from "ignoring" Afghanistan as the Democrats have been accusing the Bush Administration of doing, President Bush and Vice-President Cheney had ordered a comprehensive review of the war in Afghanistan last fall and at the request of the Obama people kept the fact of the review, as well as the findings, confidential.

As a reward for their earnest efforts at assisting the Neophyte in Chief and his assembled cabal of incompetents in getting a strong start in running the nation's business, President Bush and his administration have been the target of endless attacks and have been blamed for everything from the economic meltdown (for which they deserve a fair share of the blame) to Obama's foreign policy screw ups (for which Obama is solely responsible).

It seems to prove the old cynic's adage: "No good deed goes unpunished." Perhaps President Bush would have fared better had he followed his predecessor's actions and removed all of the O's from the keyboards of all White House computers and committed other acts of deliberate sabotage, as the Clintonistas did...he certainly couldn't have been attacked any more savagely by the Democrats and Obama.

Once again this points out the nasty truth about liberals and Democrats, if you cross them, they hate you for life. If you contradict them, they revile you. If you expose them for liars and corrupted hypocrites, they attack you personally.

Cheney pointed out the fact that at the request of Obama's team, they performed their review of the Afghan War in secret, provided Obama's team with the results of that review in secret, and that the much ballyhooed "in depth" evaluation of Afghanistan Obama carried out in March and their report was largely a cut-and-paste job of President Bush's fall report.

Rather than answering Cheney's charges, the White House chose to attack the former vice-president and the Bush Administration. While the accusations against President Bush as concerns "neglecting Afghanistan for Iraq" may or may not be true, they are irrelevant as it pertains to the former vice-president's charges.

What is revealed here is a further confirmation of this President's complete lack of capacity to deal with the problems that face this nation. The fact that the "review" done in March was nothing but a re-wording of a report provided to them by President Bush's Administration and that following that review, the current occupant of the White House has done nothing in furtherance of that review, has failed to follow the advice of his personally selected commander on the ground there, and is still uncertain of how to proceed in Afghanistan-even as our troops continue to die there-confirms former Vice-president Cheney's accusations of dithering as factual.

Obama and his little band of sycophants are so pre-occupied with how his decision will affect his party's political future, that he is content to see Americans die without giving them the support they have requested and that they need, until he and other Democrats leaders can decide which policy will have the most positive effect on their poll numbers.

General McChrystal requested his 40,000 additional combat troops back in August of this year; it is now the end of October and our troops continue to be embattled and die in increasing numbers yet the President and his advisors continue to debate politics rather than policy.

This indecisiveness of our President is destructive to our nation's goals and to our troops morale. Those fine young men and women are eager to perform the jobs for which they were hired, provided they are sure those leading them are doing so competently and with certainty of purpose. It is only when our leaders are unsure of themselves and of their policies that the morale of our troops suffers.

Throughout his campaign and since he was inaugurated, President Obama has called the war in Afghanistan a "war of necessity," yet now when he is faced with making a decision that would confirm that campaign claim, he hesitates. Now when our troops most need decisive, strong leadership, their new "Commander in Chief" can't make up his mind and seems more concerned with how his decision will affect his party's chances in the 2010 election than with winning in Afghanistan and protecting, not just Afghani lives, but American lives both here and abroad.

Say what you will about former President George W. Bush, when it came to protecting our nation and our troops, he never allowed the potential domestic political implications of a purely military decision to cloud his judgment.

Dick Cheney was right to chide President Obama about Afghanistan and his accusation of "dithering" was dead on. It is unseemly and irresponsible of the White House to attack the former vice-president on purely political grounds while failing to execute the most basic and essential obligations of the Presidency.

Even if every single accusation they have made against Dick Cheney and President Bush was true (and they're not), it would be completely irrelevant to what is occurring with our troops and what policy the current President should pursue.

Politics should play no part in protecting our national interests and our troops and the games the White House and Democrat leadership are playing with the lives of our troops is shameful and unacceptable.

Mr. President, you have declared this war a "war of necessity;" you have chosen your commander for the war in Afghanistan and solicited his advice. You have already performed you extensive review of the war in Afghanistan back in March and now the commander whom you appointed has made his request clear. Stop playing politics with the lives of our troops and make your decision.

Stop playing the blame game.

Long Live Our American Republic!!!!
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Wednesday, October 14, 2009

Russia's Putin warns against intimidating Iran (Obama Continues to Win Friends - Uh-huh)

Will Malven
10/14/2009

My, my, but Obama is sure succeeding in changing the world's opinion of America. So far we have had insults to both the Prime Minister and the Queen of the United Kingdom, French President Sarcozy ridiculing Obama and suggesting that he "walk on water," and former Russian President and current Prime Minister Vladimir Putin sending former President Bush a "thank-you" letter on the day that President Obama travels to Moscow.

Now we have Mr. Putin warning America against taking any actions against Iran that could be construed as intimidating. Not only that but once more Putin snubbed the Obama White House, leaving for a trip to the Russian Far East and China before Obama's Secretary of State, Hillary Clinton, could arrive in Moscow. For those of you counting, that makes two huge snubs by Putin of the Obama White House...talk about impressing a foreign leader...I guess Putin has made his opinion of Obama quite clear.

Here's a portion of the Reuters India account with the usual link to the full article:


Russia's Putin warns against intimidating Iran

Wed Oct 14, 2009 11:02pm IST
By Darya Korsunskaya

BEIJING (Reuters) - Russian Prime Minister Vladimir Putin warned major powers on Wednesday against intimidating Iran and said talk of sanctions against the Islamic Republic over its nuclear programme was "premature".

Putin, who many diplomats, analysts, and Russian citizens believe is still Russia's paramount leader despite stepping down as president last year, was speaking after U.S. Secretary of State Hillary Clinton visited Moscow for two days of talks.

"There is no need to frighten the Iranians," Putin told reporters in Beijing after a meeting of the Shanghai Cooperation Organisation.

"We need to look for a compromise. If a compromise is not found, and the discussions end in a fiasco, then we will see."

"And if now, before making any steps (towards holding talks) we start announcing some sanctions, then we won't be creating favourable conditions for them (talks) to end positively. This is why it is premature to talk about this now."
Aren't you glad that Obama caved in on the missile defenses that were supposed to be placed in Poland and the Czech Republic? He really impressed Putin.

Folks, Obama got nothing, zip, squat, zero props or concessions for his unilateral surrender of the missile defense facilities in Poland and the Czech Republic...absolutely nothing...but contempt.

Secretary Clinton's entire trip was a bust. She failed to achieve any of her goals and did not receive any assurances from the Russians that they would assist in our efforts to prevent Iran from achieving nuclear weapons capability.

Far from achieving anything, she got the brush-off from Moscow. This once again proves just how wrong liberals are in their policies and how absurdly naive they are in dealing with powerful nations like Russia.

For Obama's appeasement of Russian objections to the anti-missile systems that were going to be placed in Poland and the Czech Republic, he got...more demands and a warning from Moscow. Thus ever is the reward for kowtowing to other nation's leaders.

AP reports that Moscow has stated that it maintains the right to us "pre-emptive nuclear strikes" to protect their nation against any aggressive acts on both local and national scale...local scale as in the former Soviet state of Georgia where there was just recently a dust-up, perhaps?

The head of the Russian Presidential Security Council, Nikolai Patrushev, specifically mentioned the U.S. and NATO as still posing a threat to Russia, in a news article published in Izvestia.

It is important to note that these comments from Mr. Patrushev came while Hillary Clinton was in Moscow, cap-in-hand asking for help from Russia on the Iranian issue.

Russia's response was for Patrushev to say that Russian leaders are looking at:

"a variety of possibilities for using nuclear force, depending on the situation and the intentions of the possible opponent.In situations critical to national security, options including a preventative nuclear strike on the aggressor are not excluded."
He also said that nuclear weapons could be used:
"to repel an aggression with the use of conventional weapons not only in a large-scale but also in a regional and even local war."
Again, is he referring to the recent Georgia conflict?

Yeah that Obama White House really has Moscow eating out of its hands now. From all appearances, Obama has us headed back to a Cold War status reminiscent of the 1970's.

Now I know that Obama has aspirations of claiming President Carter's title of "Worst President of the last Century" and that imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, but really, do we need to undo all of the great work of Presidents Reagan and Bush just to feed the ego of this "Empty-Suit-In-Chief?"

To use former President Bush's phrase describing his meeting with the President Putin in reverse, all of these foreign leaders and dictators have looked our current President "in the eyes" and have seen the emptiness behind them.

They know they can intimidate him. Men like Ahmadinejad, Chavez, Noriega, Putin (well Putin has so much contempt for him he won't even meet with him), and Medvedev are laughing at Obama as he play-acts his way across the globe pretending to be President of the United States while actually accomplishing nothing.

The American ship of state is without its captain. Instead we have the director if entertainment sitting in the big chair and attempting to steer. It's like (to mix my metaphors) having a 5 year-old child at the wheel of a 60,000 lb. semi-tractor trailer that is barreling down a two lane blacktop.

The world is becoming increasingly dangerous as venturesome and despotic leaders begin to realize just how under-qualified and unprepared President Obama is to deal with their aspirations of power and expansion.

The terrorists know this as well and they are beginning to expand their operations as a result. Does anyone believe it is a coincidence that we have had a sudden spate of terror suspects arrested within our borders?

Once the fools in Congress get through "revising" (read dismantling) the Patriot Act that has kept America safe for the past eight years, we citizens had better be prepared for another perhaps worse 9-11.

Obama is rapidly proving once again that incompetence in the Oval Office is a recipe for chaos and disaster and in President Obama, we have the "Mother of all" Incompetents.

Long Live Our American Republic!!!!
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Saturday, October 10, 2009

The Amazing Narcissism of the Modern Leftist

Will Malven
10/10/2009

Nothing so amuses conservatives as watching the mutual admiration society of liberals in the wake of President Obama's Nobel Prize announcement. In the quaint little minds, they have scored some imagined great coup that leaves conservatives gnashing their teeth like Professor Tolkien's orcs.

The assumption is that the modern day Nobel Prize, in some way, conveys prestige and honor that others might envy, when in truth it has been so trivialized by those the Nobel committee have honored over the past several decades, that conservatives consider the award in a similar vein to being "honored" by the U.N. General Assembly...in other words...an "honor" most would prefer not to receive.

The mutual backslapping is manifest at many liberal blogs. At FireDogLake, after quoting the entire Nobel statement of self-justification, "
Peterr" gloats:
"I can almost hear the screaming from Dick Cheney and the neocons as they get the news."
Talk about being absolutely clueless as to what conservatives believe...with laughter echoing across the entire world at the absurdity of granting the greatly diminished, formerly prestigious, award to a man who has done absolutely nothing in his entire life but campaign and make anti-American speeches...they assume that conservatives feel slighted...offended that Obama has been so honored.

Honored? Really? By receiving the same award as that given to Palestinian terrorist Yasser Arafat? By being granted the same award as Albert Gore, Jr. and Jimmy "I'm a Nukeyer Scientist" Cahtah?

If one looks at recent recipients, the tale is pretty graphic in it political agenda...anti-American, anti-capitalist, and anti-freedom. The list is rife with incompetents and appeasers, most of whom accomplished nothing in the actions for which they were "honored" and some actually caused more destruction and chaos than they eliminated.

Of particular note is the aforementioned Yasser Arafat who was responsible for the suffering and murder of tens of thousands of Palestinian refugees. By refusing to distribute the monies he received intended to assist the Palestinian people and keeping them in their refugee camps rather than improving their living conditions, solely for the purpose of maintaining the people's hatred of Israel and the Western Nations, Arafat kept his people living in squalor and privation.

By ultimately rejecting the peace proposal offered by Shimon Peres and Yitzhak Rabin and to which he had previously agreed, he prolonged the misery of his own people and launched a 15 year long "Fattah" of terror and violence against the only democratic nation in the Middle East.

Truly Arafat represented the best of what the Nobel Prize has come to represent.

How about Kofi Annan and the United Nations? They were "honored" by these naive Norwegians in 2001...about the same time as it was revealed they had been working to undermine the international sanctions against Saddam Hussein's Iraq and doing so in concert with members of the French and Russian governments for personal gain.

Their actions directly led to the failure of the sanctions and the privation of millions of Iraqis and the necessity of invading Iraq. Again, true representatives of everything for which the Nobel Prize has come to represent.

I've already mentioned Jimmy Carter, sticking his nose into places it didn't belong and blessing dictators across the world. His intervention in North Korea directly led to them achieving nuclear weapons capability. He has "officially sanctioned" as legitimate, the obviously corrupt elections of Hugo Chavez (even as Chavez was shutting off access to the press of his opponents and pursuing a lifetime appointment as President) in Venezuela and Aristide in Haiti.

He has compared the Palestinian-Israeli political situation to South Africa and apartheid. He has defended such luminaries of the peace movement as Fidel Castro, Saddam Hussein, Mashal Josef Tito, Nicholae Ceaucescu, General Zia ul-Haq, Kim Il sung and Kim Jong Il.

A champion of freedom, our former president Jimmy Carter is not.

Then there's the International Atomic Energy Agency and Mohamed ElBaradei who have done more to assist Iran in their efforts to achieve nuclear weapons capability than any other party except for those who actually provided them the equipment and knowledge to do so, ignoring the certain signs of such activity and claiming absolute knowledge that no such effort was underway when in fact it was being carried out under their very noses.

I guess complete incompetence is one of the most important qualities in a Nobel Peace Prize honoree.

Albert Gore, Jr., the wooden soldier of Global Warming, and his little band of followers, the Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change. What can one say about a man of such little intellect and such great ambition? Well he isn't all that dumb; he has managed to con an entire world into believing one of the great fictions of all time and made himself incredibly wealthy at the same time. Not bad for an idiot who flunked out of divinity school.

Gore's efforts to destroy the economies of all third world nations and to bankrupt his own nation are stand out examples of the liberal's mentality and that alone is reason enough for the Nobel Panel to award him their "prestigious" prize. Gore has done more to advance the world's desires for the demise of America than any liberal luminary since Carter and has proven his ability to cause far more economic damage than even Carter could have imagined.

Al Gore is the perfect example of the gullible fool who believes his own propaganda and is so arrogant in his ignorance that he believes his fellow citizens need to suffer for their previous way of life.

Now we have Obama...full of potential, but zero in accomplishments. The committee made this award solely on the promise Obama has shown of his ability to finally destroy everything great and noble about America.

Sooo...let's see, conservatives are supposed to be envious and angry because Obama received the biggest gag gift imaginable? Dick Cheney is supposed to be "screaming" in anger (or anguish) over Obama's being honored by a bunch of idiot Norwegian elitists who hate America and everything for which it has stood over the past fifty years...and most especially for bringing an end to the myth of socialist superiority by causing the fall of the Soviet Union?

These liberals are "epic" in their misunderstanding of how we conservatives think. We are witnessing one of the biggest real-time farces in history and, if it doesn't destroy America, conservatives will be in charge of this nation for the next century.

This is liberals behaving as liberals and believing that they have pulled one over on conservatives. It is very reminiscent of a bunch of teenagers making mischief and believing that the adults in the room are unaware of their antics.

Conservatives understand liberals better than they understand themselves; while to liberals conservatives remain an absolute enigma. This is so because liberals, being intellectually dishonest, are incapable of seeing their own foibles which conservatives see in glowing neon.

Conservatives upset over this? We might as well be upset at George Soros awarding another million dollars to John Podesta and his little band of Democrat warriors.

The Nobel Academy lost the respect of conservatives long ago. In order for one to be offended by the actions of another, he must first have respect for that other individual or entity, which is, of course, why liberals became so outraged last year when Rush Limbaugh's name was entered as a nominee for this same prize. Talk about screaming and gnashing of teeth...

I would be more offended if they had awarded the prize to President Bush or Reagan...that really would have been an insult.

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Friday, October 09, 2009

Nobel Peace Prize Transforms Obama Into Butt of Jokes

Will Malven
10/09/2009

Awarding Barack Hussein Obama the Nobel Peace Prize may have been the greatest gift to Republicans in history.

The jokes are flying fast and in numbers I have never seen.

From FreeRepublic.com come the following sample (the list just keeps growing).

· Barak Obama Wins 2010 NBA Dunk Contest
Friday, October 09, 2009 11:53:16 AM · by elhombrelibre · 13+ views
FreeRepublic ^ 29 Feb 20101 Barak Obama
In another stunner, Barak Obama jumped through the roof of and dunked a basketball in his under pants to win this year's NBA All Star Break's Dunking contest. Obama smiled and said he was not worthy of the award, but he agreed that he should accept it in behalf of all people who understand the concept of dunking a basketball but who cannot do it.

· Breaking: NBA to Cancel Season. Awards Trophy to Barack Hussein Obama Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm
Friday, October 09, 2009 11:52:35 AM · by BulletBobCo · 11+ views
You Tube ^
After officials reviewed this video, the White House was informed that nobody could possibly beat this man.

· FLASH! Kim Jong Il Resigns, Names Obama New Leader of North Korea!
Friday, October 09, 2009 11:52:00 AM · by mbarker12474 · 28+ views
vanity 9 October 2009 Vanity
He recognized the New Messiah!

· Everything in America named "Martin Luther King" to be renamed for "Dr. Barrack Hussein Obama, Jr"
Friday, October 09, 2009 11:51:51 AM · by Mac from Cleveland · 3 replies · 36+ views
self 10-9-09 self
"After all, the president said, what's King done lately?"

· BREAKING: Barack Obama wins World Series by forfeit from all eight teams in the playoffs!!!
Friday, October 09, 2009 11:51:05 AM · by Man50D · 3 replies · 33+ views
All eight teams admitted defeat upon announcement BO had won the Nobel Peace Prize.

· Obama climbs Mount Everest...his only comment was, "refreshing"
Friday, October 09, 2009 11:49:57 AM · by AngelesCrestHighway · 28+ views
This man is simply amazing!

· Breaking: Obama named Time's Man of the Year for the last 20 and the next 20 years
Friday, October 09, 2009 11:49:45 AM · by dirtboy · 1 replies · 48+ views
dirtboy
TIME magazine today rescinded all of its previous Man/Person/Machine of the Year awards from the last 20 years (except for last year's) and retroactively gave them to Obama. It also presented the next 20 years of awards to Obama just prior to announcing its next issue would be its last.

· BREAKING: BARACK OBAMA WINS IDITAROD!!!!
Friday, October 09, 2009 11:46:44 AM · by WhistlingPastTheGraveyard · 10 replies · 171+ views
10/9/2009 Me
Take that, Palin!

· Barack obama Wins KENTUCKY DERBY !!!!!
Friday, October 09, 2009 11:46:06 AM · by woofie · 7 replies · 108+ views
today
Pulls away in the 5th (whatever that means)

· Barak Obama Awarded 2010 Pulitzer Prize for Literature
Friday, October 09, 2009 11:42:08 AM · by elhombrelibre · 1 replies · 78+ views
Fictional News Networks ^ 09 Oct 09 Elhombrelibre
Barak Obama joined writing luminaries as James A. Michener, Harper Lee, Ernest Hemingway, Larry McMurtry,and William Faulkner today as a recipient of the Pulitzer Prize for Literature. Obama's novel DADDY'S DREAMS PART TWO dazzled the critics and won over skeptics to the acceptance of Obama as one of the great intellects of our day. Obama accepted the award saying he was deeply humbled by the committees selection and promised to work even harder on his next book, DADDY's DREAMS PART THREE.

· BREAKING: Obama wins Indianapolis 500, Daytona 500 , 24-hour Sebring races the same day
Friday, October 09, 2009 11:42:06 AM · by NormsRevenge · 9 replies · 125+ views
Uhhhh... .com 10'9'09
Uhhh.. My fellow uhhh .. Americans. On behalf of uhh. you, I uhhh.. accept your accolades and prizes. Without you, I uhhhh.. could not have accomplished uhhhh.. what I have in such a short uhhh. time.

· BREAKING! Obama beats JIM THOMPSON at Balloon sit/egg carry race!
Friday, October 09, 2009 11:40:54 AM · by Danae · 1 replies · 66+ views
the universe ^ 10-9-2009 Danae
Hes done it again! Obama is UNBEATABLE! He beat Jim Thompson in a stunning upset in the Rose Garden on Friday morning, though no one actually saw Thompson, and there have been no confirmed sightings of him on either the White House grounds or anywhere in Washington D.C. None the less the President was shown holding his egg above his head in victory, a large grin upon his face. However, this did not prevent President from graciously thanking Mr. Thompson for his sportsmanship and for the ribald jokes told while on the playing field. "So, Jim, did that balloon popping...

· FLASH: Barack Obama wins Top Chef Las Vegas, awarded FOUR Michelin Stars (out of 3)
Friday, October 09, 2009 11:37:56 AM · by Petronski · 8 replies · 158+ views
Bravo Network / Magical Elves Productions ^ 10-9-9 Tom Colicchio
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE For the first time in Top Chef history, a non-competitor has been awarded the prize of Top Chef. In recognition of the intensely delicious and most excellent dishes Mr. Obama has from time to time considered cooking, we hereby declare him Top Chef Las Vegas. Our French culinary colleagues have endorsed our recognition by awarding Mr. Obama four Michelin stars, on a scale of three. Prizes to be awarded to Mr. Obama include $125,000 in cash, a brand new Toyota Prius, a year's supply of the Glad family of food storage products, and rights of consortium with...

· BREAKING: OBAMA WINS THE AMAZING RACE!!!
Friday, October 09, 2009 11:34:06 AM · by bigheadfred · 11 replies · 241+ views
SELF OCT. 9, 2009 SELF
HE MOVES SO FAST IT APPEARS HE'S NOT MOVING AT ALL!!

· Barack Obama becomes New Santa Clause
Friday, October 09, 2009 11:27:52 AM · by erkyl · 11 replies · 194+ views
10/9/09 Erkyl
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE North Pole. The real Santa and Mrs. Clause received eviction notice today and have been ordered to vacate the North Pole immediately so that the newly appointed Barack and Michelle Obama can begin serving immediately as the new (and improved) Santa and Mrs. Clause. The drastic move became necessary as the former Santa and Mrs. Clause continually asserted that Barack and Michelle could not possibly become Santa because of his Muslim religion. However, that notion was dismissed by the Presiding Majority Elf Leader, Nancy Pelosi, calling the former Santa and Mrs. Clause "artificial snow". "As the holiday...

· Barack Obama inducted into Rock and Roll Hall of Fame!!!
Friday, October 09, 2009 11:27:45 AM · by wastedyears · 4 replies · 205+ views
Forget about Metallica and Deep Purple, they've decided to cancel everybody else and induct Obama into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.

· Obama Named Miss Hooters 2010
Friday, October 09, 2009 11:26:50 AM · by kristinn · 26 replies · 685+ views
Friday, October 9, 2009 Kristinn
Miss Hooters 2010Hooters announced today that they are naming Barack Obama 'Miss Hooters 2010'.Hooters pageant judge Perez Hilton said the committee based their vote on Obama's performance in the swimsuit competition. That Obama didn't participate in the official swimsuit competition was judged to be a racist standard that was thrown out premptively to avoid a civil rights investigation by Attorney General Eric Holder, according to another judge, the Rev. Al Sharpton.Sharpton said he had submitted this photo of the 2007 Miss Hooters contest to Holder and that Holder had quickly responded that he was going to personally oversee the investigation:

· BREAKING: Obama Wins All Events at 2012 Olympics!
Friday, October 09, 2009 11:25:51 AM · by BulletBobCo · 11 replies · 251+ views
All events, male and female, have been awarded to Barack Hussein Obama. The award ceremony to take place atop Sugarloaf Mountain.

· BREAKING! obama wins "American Idol"
Friday, October 09, 2009 11:21:12 AM · by freedumb2003 · 4 replies · 252+ views
10/9/2009 Simon Cowell
His rendition of the Americanized version of "Deutschlandlied" -- Amerikalandlied -- riveted the entire panel. When he got to the "We will crush Capitalism and bow or heads before the world" lyric the entire audience was on its feet and there wasn't a dry eye in the house. The producers are now trying to decide if there is any point in continuing the series, since the Best Performer Ever has been found. As an aside, judge Simon Cowell noted: "What is truly amazing about this performance is it was done via a letter written by someone named TOTUS..."

· Obama wins $10 Million Publishers Clearing House Sweepstakes.
Friday, October 09, 2009 11:21:03 AM · by Mac from Cleveland · 10 replies · 198+ views
Mac from Cleveland 10-9-09 self
I also heard Michelle's the odds-on favorite for the Kentucky Derby....

· BREAKING: Obama wins "Survivor" reality show!
Friday, October 09, 2009 11:13:42 AM · by NMEwithin · 26 replies · 342+ views
10/09/2009 NMEwithin
President Obama has just been awarded the one million dollar prize and the honor of being the Ultimate Survivor without even having been to Samoa or participating in any challenges. The actual contestants were told to just "go home" by Jeff Probst after it was determined by show producers that president Obama had outwitted and outplayed them all in one genius stroke of complete non-action on his part.

· BREAKING: Obama Wins Dancing with the Stars Trophy - Rest of Season Cancelled
Friday, October 09, 2009 11:04:32 AM · by illiac · 45 replies · 959+ views
Self ^ 10/9/09 Self
President 0bama was today awarded the Dancing with the Stars Trophy for the best Sidestep routine ever seen by the judges. Commenting after the award, the judges commented on how he so deftly sidestepped every issue known to man, and his sidestep routine showcases his inherent talent never before seen on the dance floor.

· Breaking: NHL cancels season, awards Stanley Cup to Barack Obama (And other news)
Friday, October 09, 2009 10:58:09 AM · by GeorgiaDawg32 · 8 replies · 386+ views
Liberal Lunacy ^ 10/9/09 Liberal Lunacy Staff/REM
(Hockeytown, USA - 10/9/09) In a stunning announcement today, a spokesperson for the NHL Commissioner issued the following short statement: "We are pleased to present the 2009-2010 Stanley Cup to President Obama for his innate ability to skate around every issue that comes his way. Forwards, backwards or sideways, his skating ability is second to none." "We are also seriously considering awarding him the Defenseman of the Year award not only for his backwards skating ability, but also his ability to defend against everything he's done wrong by effectively blaming all ills on someone who hasn't been in office for...

· BREAKING:Obama wins the Cy Young Award
Friday, October 09, 2009 10:55:46 AM · by hecht · 20 replies · 638+ views
In an unprecidented move, both the National and American Leagues awarded President Barack Obama the Cy Young Award. Speculation exists that he will also receive the MVP Award. When asked to comment, senior aide Rahm Emmanuel stated that MLB knew from Obama's Mom Jeans that he wasn't taking performance enhancing drugs.

· Barack 0bama the new James Bond
Friday, October 09, 2009 12:14:05 PM · by Perdogg
10.09.09 Perdogg
BHO will play James Bond in "A Rush to Kill"

· Obama wins the Mid-American Conference Championship
Friday, October 09, 2009 12:12:38 PM · by N3WBI3 · 14+ views
http://bull-run.blogspot.com/ 10/9/09 Bull Run
Cleveland Ohio: At a high key media event Mid American Conference Commissioner Jon Steinbrecher Announced that the 2009 Mid American Conference Championship Trophy was being awarded to Barack Obama. I saw him throw the football around this spring at the white house and I knew even in March that his vision, his passion for football, and his eloquence as a leader put him far and above any coach or player in the Conference, perhaps in all of college football. -- Jon Steinbrecher

· BREAKING: Obama wins "International Man of Mystery" award!
Friday, October 09, 2009 12:12:29 PM · by NMEwithin · 1 replies · 26+ views
Neither Austin Powers nor Doctor Evil could be reached for comment...Mini-Me said to NOT be happy...

· Obama delivers pizza in less than 30 minutes!
Friday, October 09, 2009 12:12:16 PM · by mark3681 · 24+ views
self 10/09/2009 mark3681
...fresh from the oven...

· BREAKING!!! Obama makes it snow early in Chicago.. IOC reverses decision!
Friday, October 09, 2009 12:11:28 PM · by historyrepeatz · 1 replies · 76+ views
Audacity of Narcissism Billy Ayers
ANYTHING to distract from passage of Obamacare!

· Barak Goes Back In Time, Repairs Black Sox Scandal, Buys Joe Jackson New Shoes
Friday, October 09, 2009 12:11:05 PM · by InvisibleChurch · 17+ views
10.9.9
BHO spoke: "Losing is a disease... as contagious as polio... as contagious as syphilis... as contagious as the bubonic plague... attacking one, but affecting all."

· Obama wins 2009 AKC "Best of Show"!!!!
Friday, October 09, 2009 12:10:16 PM · by fishtank · 6 replies · 52+ views
fishtank
Obama wins 2009 AKC "Best of SHow".

· Breaking (with photo): Obama challenges Kobayashi to hot dog eating contest.
Friday, October 09, 2009 12:09:42 PM · by sbMKE · 1 replies · 89+ views
Flickr. ^ 10/9/09 live reports
Live: Obama vs. Kobayashi in a hot dog eating contest.

· CAN IT BE? Obama cures cancer, Mt. St. Helens moves
Friday, October 09, 2009 12:08:51 PM · by mlizzy · 44+ views
WPOS 10-09-09 Staff
Today, in an unpresidented move, Barack Obama has come out of the closet with his cure for cancer. When asking about the antidote to the harsh disease, smiling and all wee-wee'd up, he blurted out, "It's been the arugula all along. I tried to bring it up previously and there was laughter, mocking even, but for those who voted for me, for those who believe, for those who want even more hope and change, I had to come clean, and speak up now!" Upon stating these facts, there was a tremble in Skamania County, Washington. People visiting and locals...

· Barak Obama Named Mr. Universe 2010
Friday, October 09, 2009 12:07:15 PM · by elhombrelibre · 6 replies · 109+ views
Fictional News Network ^ 2010 Barak Obama
A lathered up, muscle-bound, Barak Obama accepted next year's Mr. Universe with a vim and vigor saying only America haters like the Taliban, al Qaeda, and Rush Limbaugh do not appreciate what this award means to skinny kids all over the world. Obama pledged to use his winnings to take all the gold medals in the 2016 Rio Olympics. To get ready, Obama pledged to read carefully from the teleprompter using uplifting rhetoric bound to assure his win.

· BREAKING! Barack Hussein Obama's likeness to be carved into Mount Rushmore!
Friday, October 09, 2009 12:06:44 PM · by wbill · 11 replies · 121+ views
Total Vanity ^ 10/9/09 me
When asked "Why?", BO replied, "Well, let me be clear. This is not at all about me. However, it's not like those guys have done much lately, anyway. I think our national parks need some refreshing."

· Breaking: Pope Benedict crowns Obama "Holy Roman Emperor"
Friday, October 09, 2009 12:04:25 PM · by Alter Kaker · 15 replies · 260+ views
The Vatican ^ Today me
In a surprise move, Pope Benedict XVI crowned US President Barack Obama "Holy Roman Emperor" today in a rose garden ceremony.In a statement, the Pope said "Emperor Obama follows in the footsteps of Charlemagne and the Emperor Constantine."In other news, Chinese Premier Hu Jintao announced plans to restore the Qing dynasty, saying that Barack Obama -- a direct descendant of the last Manchu Emperor -- would be China's new Emperor.However, Turkish officials were quick to deny widely published reports of a restoration of the Byzantine Empire. "Turks wiped out the Byzantines in 1453. There are simply no Byzantines here for...

· BREAKING - Barack Hussein Obama Declared Winner of 2000 Florida Recount
Friday, October 09, 2009 12:04:23 PM · by 95Theses · 5 replies · 91+ views
10/9/09 Self
On a day which has already seen an unprecedented number of contests, awards, and competitions surprisingly go his way, President B. Hussein Obama now has one more feather in his cap: the presidency of George W. Bush. The Florida Supreme Court and United States Supreme Court, in an extraordinary and highly unconstitutional joint session, have granted former Vice-President Gore's request for a targeted recount of the 2000 presidential election results in select Florida counties. Furthermore, the joint court has declared Obama to be the winner of the recount, thereby gaining all of Florida's electoral votes in the 2000 election. While...

· Barrach Hussein wins Mother Theresa Awards
Friday, October 09, 2009 12:03:32 PM · by 240B · 3 replies · 41+ views
http://a@b.com now vanity
Because of his infallible beatific presence, Hussein will be awarded "Salvation of all Mankind" award. developing...

· White Smoke over Vatican, Cardinals Elect Obama as Pope!
Friday, October 09, 2009 12:03:13 PM · by Rebelbase · 4 replies · 185+ views
Hypothetical Vatican News ^ 10/9/09 Varios
VATICAN CITY: White smoke billowed from the the chimney of the election hall this morning signaling the time honored tradition of notifying the world a new Pope has been elected. By a unanimous first round vote a hastily called session of the Vatican Council, Barak Obama has been elected Pope of the Catholic Church. "He's our best hope for world peace and bringing unity and hope to oppressed people in the world", said an unnamed Vatican spokesperson. Replaced Pope Benedict XVI was said to be in seclusion and unavailable for comment. World reaction is said to be both elation and...

...The Amazing Barack Hussein Obama...MMM...MMM...MMM!!!

Long Live Our American Republic!!!!
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Obama Wins Nobel Peace Prize for "Hope" and "Change"

Will Malven
10/09/2009

Well, I'm not exactly certain how it happened, but I slipped through Alice's Looking Glass last night and woke up in Wonderland.


The Nobel Peace Prize, which has long been of questionable merit, was awarded to President Barack Hussein Obama for...umm...err...nothing.

Now I have made no secret of my contempt of those Norwegian Nitwits who preside over this particular sham, especially since they awarded the prize to former President Jimmy Carter, more as a slap at former President Bush than for any meritorious achievement.


This latest absurdity is simply the icing on the cake.

These self-satisfied, self-admiring, specimens of fatuous fantasy have chosen to award this prize to one of their own. Obama is the gold standard of vacuity. He has done nothing since his inauguration except make speeches, mostly attacking his own nation, and bask in the golden light of his own ego.

As to the merits of this prize one can only stop and admire such a stunning example of pandering to race - Obama's an African American, you know - and rewarding of nebulous promises of "hope" and "change," rather than actual accomplishment. It appears that he was granted this prize for the great achievement of being born the son of a Kenyan father and a Kansan mother and that he can give speeches filled with wonderful, soaring, but empty rhetoric.

Talk about trivializing an already besmirched and diminished award. One has to reach to find words adequate for this hilarious hypocrisy. With this award, the Nobel committee has exhausted the lexicon; absurd, ludicrous, "made a mockery of," "stunning," all seem inadequate in describing this move by the Nobel Numbskulls.

I mean, come on folks, nominations for the prize closed twelve days after Obama was inaugurated. Even the White House thought it was being "punked" when they were informed that the Empty Suit-in-Chief had been awarded the prize.


If the party being honored first believed it to be a joke, how seriously should the rest of the world - the adults of the world - take it.

Perhaps the greatest dismay has been expressed by people in the Middle East. Reuters reports the following (link to full article in title).

Obama wins Nobel Peace Prize to mixed reviews

By Wojciech Moskwa
Fri Oct 9, 2009 9:04am EDT

OSLO (Reuters) - President Barack Obama won the Nobel Peace Prize on Friday for giving the world "hope for a better future" and striving for nuclear disarmament, in a surprise award that drew both warm praise and sharp criticism.
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The Palestinian Islamist movement Hamas, which controls the Gaza Strip and opposes a peace treaty with Israel, said the award was premature at best.

"Obama has a long way to go still and lots of work to do before he can deserve a reward," said Hamas official Sami Abu Zuhri. "Obama only made promises and did not contribute any substance to world peace. And he has not done anything to ensure justice for the sake of Arab and Muslim causes."

Issam al-Khazraji, a day laborer in Baghdad, said: "He doesn't deserve this prize. All these problems -- Iraq, Afghanistan -- have not been solved...The man of 'change' hasn't changed anything yet."

Liaqat Baluch, a senior leader of the Jamaat-e-Islami, a conservative religious party in Pakistan, called the award an embarrassing "joke."

Imagine that, the people of the Middle East, who have been generally hostile to the efforts of former President Bush and supportive of our terrorist enemies and who warmly embraced President Obama's election, find the Nobel committee's choice to be absurd.

As for merit, as to why they made the decision they did, Reuters reports that the Nobel nominating committee stated:

"Very rarely has a person to the same extent as Obama captured the world's attention and given its people hope for a better future."
Apparently they were all caught up in that "Hope and Change you can believe in" campaign slogan. One can only laugh and shake his head in amazement at how those on the Left think (if one can call what occurs in their little heads "thinking").

It used to be that one was rewarded for what he achieved in life, now it appears that mere aspirations and promises are sufficient.

Liberals really are self-parodying if you only give them a chance. Honestly you liberals, we're laughing at you, not with you.


By the way, how's the "Hopey-Changey" thing working out for you folks?

Long Live Our American Republic!!!!


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Wednesday, October 07, 2009

Democrats Block G.O.P. Move on Rangel (Continue to Support Corruption)

Will Malven
8/07/2009

Well it looks like Democrats still believe corruption can only occur it the perpetrator is a Republican. For the third time, Democrats have blocked any move by Republicans to have Charlie Rangel (D-NY) removed as Chairman of the House Ways and Means Committee...how about that folks? We have one of the biggest of the Democrat tax cheats heading up the committee in charge of taxing American citizens... the chief tax-cheat in charge of taxes...and Nancy "Culture of Corruption" Pelosi is four-square behind him (probably because she's worried that she will be investigated next).

Democrats continue to set the bar for corruption at levels Republicans could only dream of achieving.

The New York Times has this take on it (link in the title):
"Democrats Block G.O.P. Move on Rangel

By Carl Hulse

WASHINGTON – House Democrats on Wednesday blocked a Republican effort to force Representative Charles B. Rangel from the chairmanship of the Ways and Means Committee and instead referred the demand to the panel already investigating the New York Democrat.

As expected, the House voted 246 to 153 to essentially table the call for Mr. Rangel’s ouster by turning it over to the ethics committee. Representative John Carter, Republican of Texas, had sought Mr. Rangel’s removal in a resolution that said national attention to a series of financial lapses by the chairman of the tax-writing committee has “held the House up to public ridicule.”

Under rules governing consideration of such resolutions in the House, there was no debate on the proposal. But Democrats and a few Republicans said the House should take no action until the ethics panel reached a conclusion on Mr. Rangel’s belated disclosure of significant personal assets and initial failure to pay taxes on some income.

Mr. Rangel sat in the front row of the House chamber as the nine-page resolution recounting news stories and editorials on his financial miscues was read twice in full – a process that consumed about 30 minutes.”
Rangel recently amended his House financial disclosure forms to show $650,000 in previously undisclosed assets and he "forgot" about a $250,000 checking account. How? How is this in any way a credible lie to anyone other than an apologist for corrupt members of the Democrat Party?

This guy is one of those liberals who has never seen a tax hike bill he didn't like. He has advocated for usurious tax rates on "the rich" for pretty much his entire career, yet when called upon to pay his own taxes, he (conveniently) forgot $650,000 of income.

Now I don't know about you, but it would be pretty much impossible for me to forget almost three-quarters of a million dollars in income...especially if I was a United States Representative whose salary was $174,000/year. How do you forget what is essentially four times you annual salary in additional income?

Rangel has always been a clown (okay, I know...the entire Democrat Party leadership is composed of clowns and none funnier-or scarier-than Madame Speaker) and now we know that he is a very, very corrupt clown. So, the $650,000 question is (drum roll please) where is Nancy "Culture of Corruption" Pelosi on this? Pelosi issued a statement
proclaiming on Wednesday, February 1, 2006 that she was going to fight corruption:
“Democrats are leading the effort to turn the most closed, corrupt Congress in history into the most open and honest Congress in history,” Pelosi said. “The American people have been paying the cost for the Republican culture of corruption with a confusing, special-interest Medicare prescription drug program, higher gas prices at the pump, and skyrocketing home heating bills. Democrats will restore truth and trust to our government, and put the priorities of the American people first.”
Why is this woman, who declared war on governmental corruption, now keeping silent? Apparently keeping Charlie Rangel as the Chairman of the House Ways and Means Committee is part of her and her fellow Democrats putting "the priorities of the American people first."

Since January of this year, this has been the most corrupt, profligate, irresponsible, incompetent, and unaccomplished Congress and President in our nation's history.

With these continuing revelations about Rangel and the problems of Obama's cabinet nominee-tax cheats, Geitner, Daschle, Killifer, and Solis, is there anyone in the Democrat Party Leadership that isn't a tax cheat?

Given the tax difficulties of President Obama's choices for members of his cabinet, it begs the question: Are all of President Obama's Czars tax cheats as well?

Is the reason he has chosen to use czars rather than filling the cabinet positions that remain open that czars are not vetted by Congress and therefore nothing is known about their tax records (or other aspects of their lives as well)?

Those are the questions that need asking...and answering.

Long Live Our American Republic!!!!
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