This is just too good not to post...John Kerry Rebut's Swiftboaters...NOT!!!

The next time you hear a Liberal use the word "Swiftboat" as a perjorative, lay this little tidbit on them. As of this moment, Crybaby Kerry Clock sits at 721:21:00.

The Current Crisis
Time Stops Now

By R. Emmett Tyrrell, Jr.
Published 1/3/2008 12:08:16 AM

WASHINGTON -- James Taranto, the Wall Street Journal's resident anthropologist, put it perfectly when he described Senator Jean-Francois Kerry as "a comic perpetual motion machine." And as such the junior senator from Massachusetts provides an invaluable service to us. He provokes us to laugh about wholesome excess -- not the ribald mishaps of a Senator Larry Craig or, if your memory is well-tuned, of Representative Barney Frank. The Hon. Kerry with his ponderous gravitas, his implausible presumptions to achievements in the arts, in athletics, and, who knows, perhaps in ballet, is the reductio ad absurdum of the modern American politician's colossal claims to greatness in all the departments of human endeavor.

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Just a few weeks ago Kerry blundered into buffoonery once again. Impatient with unsubstantiated claims that the 2004 Swift Boat advertisements lied about Kerry's hoked-up military record, Boone Pickens, one of the funders of those ads, publicly challenged the critics to demonstrate the ads' inaccuracies. He promised to provide $1 million to anyone who succeeded. Astonishingly, Kerry took the bait. With the consummate presumption that makes him the "comic perpetual motion machine" that he is, Kerry wrote Pickens: "While I am prepared to show they [the Swift Boat Veterans, often his fellow officers] lied on allegation after allegation, you have generously offered to pay one million dollars for just one thing that can be proven false, I am prepared to prove the lie beyond any reasonable doubt." That said -- and only that said -- Kerry asked for his cool million.

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It is reported that Kerry's fellow Democrats were embarrassed by Kerry's unsubstantiated charges and empty whining. It brought to the public eye all his self-absorbed melodrama from the catastrophic 2004 race. Frankly, I sympathized with the Democratic leaders, but Kerry's guff deserved to be put to the test. Thus on November 21 I unveiled on The American Spectator's website The Crybaby Kerry Clock I promised that it would silently tick tock away beneath a smug depiction of Crybaby Kerry, counting the hours until he came forward with his promised evidence of the Swift Boat Veterans' false advertising, his Vietnam journal, and his military record. No evidence has been forthcoming. We have all had a good laugh. Yet it is time to move on, as the cliche traffickers put it. On January 4 the historic clock will cease to exist, and we shall all have to await Crybaby Kerry's next catastrophe of self-promotion.

Of course John "The Gigolo" Kerry-Heinz failed to provide any proof...he couldn't. Everything the "Swiftboaters" or as properly named, "Swift Boat Veterans for Truth," some 250 of Senator Kerry-Heinz's fellow swift boat crew-members must be assumed to be the truth, and therefore the term "swiftboating" means exposing the lies and exaggerations of a sanctamonious, self-righteous, and self-glorifying, Liberal prig.

Long Live Our American Republic!!!

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