Keeping a Straight Face Award

or. Ali and Alisha Bubba and Their Forty Thieves Return to the White House?

Well folks, this has to be one for the record books. It must have killed Bob Schieffer to keep from laughing this morning when he was interviewing Her Royal Highness (in Exile) Senator Hillary Rodham, Mrs. Willam Jefferson Clinton, D-NY.

I now am forced to believe that Bill and Hillary have cornered the market on the word "mendacity." This morning Hillary, when asked if Bubba would continue to play his aggressive role in the campaign, actually had the temerity to say the following...

"My husband has such a great commitment to me and to my campaign. You know, he loves me just like, you know, husbands and wives get out there and work on each others' behalf. I certainly did that for him for many years," she said. She added that "what he is doing for me is obviously out of a sense of deep commitment to me personally but also based on his experience as president as to who he thinks would best lead our country. And I know that in my own support of him going back some years, I sometimes got a little bit carried away. I confess to that."

I am forced to admit Bob Schieffer is a better man than I. If Hillary had told me that in response to the question, they would have had to carry me off on a stretcher in paroxysms of laughter. Yep, Bill is a dedicated husband...BWAAAHAAAHAAAAHAAA!!!!

I know, it's unseemly to make such a response, but how in the world else is one supposed to respond to such a total fabrication? How does one ignore Bill's long and distinguished career as a serial rapist and philanderer?

She cannot make the claim to be "the most qualified candidate running" and believe what she told Bob Schieffer. She might as well have claimed to be the most honest person running...Hoo, hoo, hoo! How about "I have 35 years of experience?" That's another knee slapper.

It's really frightening to think that there are millions of Democrat idiots out there who will cast their ballots for this Queen of Mendacity. Many of them will do so simply because she is a woman...now that's a logical reason for voting for a candidate.

Even worse is the thought that Hillary might actually win and we would be stuck with another 4 or even (God forbid) 8 years of Bill Clinton as President of the United States, de facto, if not de jure. What a nightmare.

Think about it folks we could have the ultimate Trailer Trash Queen and King back in the White House. Hot and cold running bimbos, Chinese Communists buying or stealing our military secrets, more moronic negotiations with wannabe nuclear powers like Iran, the Lincoln Bedroom Hilton...there is no limit to the damage these two dumb Hicks from Hope, Ali and Alisha Bubba and their Band of Forty Thieves, could do in the White House.

The very thought of that makes me love Mike Huckleberry Huckabee and John McQueeg McCaine McCain, both of whom I would ordinarily oppose if they were running for dog-catcher. At least the "Dope from Hope" Part Deux, and the "Pipsqueak Popinjay," the "Miniature Martinette" would be some change from what we already know to be a disaster.

Anyway:

Here's to you, Bob Schieffer, the Keeping a Straight Face Award for Journalistic Integrity Above and Beyond the Duty.

Long Live Our American Republic!!!

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