Comment's on Liberals

These are mine, I made them up today for your enjoyment:
10/28/07

1. Liberals are the guys in school who never figured out that being in “special ed.” and riding on the “short bus” did not mean that they were the intellectual elite.



2. It isn’t that Liberals object to “McCarthyism” per say, only that he was going after the wrong people.
   
   Had he been a Democrat associate of Henry Wallace and Alger Hiss, pursuing “Neocons,” there would be a very strong “grass roots” movement among Liberals for Joseph McCarthy to be the fifth face on Mt. Rushmore.
   
   If he had included “Christian Conservatives” as well, his beatification among Democrats would be assured.



3. Scratch a Conservative and you will often find a Libertarian underneath, scratch a Liberal and you will often find dirt underneath your fingernails.



4. I believe that the phrase “a thinking Liberal” is an oxymoron, or is it, “a moron breathing oxygen a Liberal?”



5. The Liberal theme song: “If I ruled the world, everyday would be the 24th day of October 1917.” [The official date of the Bolshevik coup d'état in Russia (soon to be the Soviet Union)]



6. Why is it that Liberals are so dedicated to following the philosophy one of the Marx brothers (Karl), even if his writing was the most comical?



7. Q. Can you name all of the Marx brothers?
   A. Groucho, Harpo, Chico, Zeppo, Gummo, and Karl.

Concerning the change in the association of colors with the two parties; in 1984 the Republican Party was associated with Blue, the Democrat Party with Red. The map of the United States showing who voted Republican and who vote Democrat resulted in the map of Reagan’s landslide victory being called “Lake Reagan.”

8. The [New York] Times, which published its first color presidential election map in 2000, followed the networks, although Archie Tse, a graphics editor who made the choice, provided a different rationale:
   'Both Republican and red start with the letter R,' he said.
   
   So? Both Democrat and Dumb start with the Letter “D.”



9. Q. What year did the Networks decide to change the Democrat Party from red to blue?
   A. 2000 A.D.- the same year that they finally figured out what Conservatives meant by the phrase “Better dead than red.”



10. 2000 A.D. wasn’t that the same year the mainstream media decided to give Communism a makeover and rename it “the Democrat Party?”



11. Words we automatically associate ignorance beginning with the letter “D.”
    
    A. Daft
    B. Demented
    C. Dim
    D. Dense
    E. Dodo
    F. Doltish
    G. Dullard
    H. Dumb
    I. Dunce, and of course…
    J. Democrat
    
    
    
    

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